Over the years I've had some successful relationships and some unsuccessful ones. Over time I have manged to write a quick tip guide for guys who need a little bit of help or some guidance when they meet the girl of the night/week/month.

1. KISS FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out non-essentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.

2. DON'...